Safe Sex Tips Negotiating
If you go to some of the safe sex condom first websites they provide scripts for teens to say to partners who try to talk them out of using a condom.
They give you these role playing dramas are a public service; however they were written for adolescents so here they are upgraded for thugporn blog readers.
Short of small arms, try first these lines first as your partner tries to outsmart you out of safe sex with condom use:
When Your Partner Says: What's that?
Tell Him: A banana baggie because I'm so damn glad to see. A condom, retard.
When Your Partner Says: What for?
Tell Him: To fill up with water and drop on people. For sex, stupid.
When Your Partner Says: Like hell, I'm gonna use it.
Tell Him: (While reaching for your small arms.) Why the fuck not?
When Your Partner Says: I've never used a condom before. Don't you trust me?
Tell Him: As far as the next room. People carry STD?s without knowing it.
When Your Partner Says: I don't have AIDS. (Jr. knows - he got tested like last year and he's been so very careful since)
Tell Him: Condoms prevent more than AIDS like hepatitis C which kills you.
When Your Partner Says: Condoms just ain't sexy.
Tell Him: I know, sharing viruses is really hot.
When Your Partner Says: Having sex with a rubber on is like taking a shower in a parka or puffing blunts made out of oregano.
Tell Him: Sex without a rubber is like sharing needles in the Lower East Side, strolling through Baghdad with an American flag painted on your ass.
When Your Partner Says: With a condom, I don't feel nothing.
Tell Him: Rubbers let you last longer, instead of always giving out so quickly
When Your Partner Says: It don't stay hard when I put it under wraps.
Tell Him: But a few KS legions would help?
When Your Partner Says: Putting it on interrupts everything.
Tell Him: Nothing like the bong hits and lines you frequently stop to do?
When Your Partner Says: I'll try, but it might not work.
Tell Him: I can find someone to practice with while you figure it out, Holmes.
When Your Partner Says: But I love you. (So we dont need a condom)
Tell Him: Fuck off!!!
When Your Partner Says: I guess this means you don't really love me.
Tell Him: Say that again and I'll tell my other boyfriend (Thugzilla) you're not using condoms.
Notice how insinuation, insult and outright blackmail were used in order to coerce the partner into modifying his behavior rather than allowing him to attempt to murder you.
If these tactics fail, the threat of force, violence and brandishing weapons are also very effective.