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The Pitbull outfit has a nifty promotion going this month. Every customer who orders a new DVD or a catalog item from their website will receive a free copy of Tastee, a three-hour-plus DVD featuring the hot Thug Porn guys. There are five scenes, featuring Supreme, T. Malone, Mike, Antoine, a lot more one-named performers, and .. oh, lest I forget, Tiger Tyson.

But wait, there's more. You will also receive a sample of Tiger Tyson's Interactive Lip Balm. It is, it says here, "unique," and is "the first porn star lip balm ever produced." You are advised that, for best results, apply two hours before watching one of Pitbull's movies. It is raspberry flavored (yum), and it is "sure to give those who use it lips as soft and smooth as Tiger's." A perfect stocking-stuffer, if you ask me, when paired with the Tiger Tyson Car Air Freshener. Could I make this up.